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A baby seal walks into a bar
A golf club walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar 2
A mushroom walks into a bar
A neutron walks into a bar
A skeleton walks into a bar
A snake slithers into a bar
Blind man walks into a bar
Brain and two turds...
Man with lizard
Roll of Tarmac
Spagetti walks into a bar
Three men walked...
Three strings walk into a bar
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar
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